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    Bo Burnham – Welcome to the Internet Lyrics

    Multi-talented American comedian, musician and actor, Bo Burnham drops the lyrics for his hit song “Welcome to the Internet

    Bo Burnham - Welcome to the Internet Lyrics
    Bo Burnham – Welcome to the Internet Lyrics

    Check below for Bo Burnham “Welcome to the Internet” Lyrics

    Bo Burnham – Welcome to the Internet Lyrics

    Verse one
    Welcome to the internet! Have a look around
    Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
    We’ve got mountains of content—some better, some worse
    If none of it’s of interest to you, you’d be the first

    Verse two
    Welcome to the internet! Come and take a seat
    Would you like to see the news or any famous women’s feet?
    There’s no need to panic; this isn’t a test, haha
    Just nod or shake your head, and we’ll do the rest

    Verse three
    Welcome to thе internet! What would you prefеr?
    Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?
    Be happy! Be horny! Be bursting with rage!
    We’ve got a million different ways to engage

    Verse four
    Welcome to the internet! Put your cares aside
    Here’s a tip for straining pasta; here’s a nine-year-old who died
    We’ve got movies and doctors and fantasy sports
    And a bunch of colored-pencil drawings of all the different characters in Harry Potter fucking each other

    Verse five
    Welcome to the internet! Hold on to your socks
    Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock
    They are grainy and off-putting; he just sent you more
    Don’t act surprised—you know you like it, you whore

    Verse six
    See a man beheaded, get offended, see a shrink
    Show us pictures of your children, tell us every thought you think
    Start a rumor, buy a broom, or send a death threat to a boomer
    Or DM a girl and groom her; do a Zoom or find a tumor in your—
    Here’s a healthy breakfast option, you should kill your mom
    Here’s why women never fuck you, here’s how you can build a bomb

    Which Power Ranger are you? Take this quirky quiz
    Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids

    Chorus
    Could I interest you in everything all of the time?
    A little bit of everything all of the time

    Apathy’s a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
    Anything and everything all of the time
    Could I interest you in everything all of the time?
    A little bit of everything all of the time

    Apathy’s a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
    Anything and everything all of the time

    Spoken Interlude
    You know, it wasn’t always like this

    Bridge
    Not very long ago, just before your time
    Right before the towers fell, circa ’99
    This was catalogs, travel blogs, a chatroom or two

    We set our sights and spent our nights waiting for you!
    You, insatiable you

    Mommy let you use her iPad; you were barely two
    And it did all the things we designed it to do
    Now, look at you! Oh, look at you!
    You, you! Unstoppable, watchable

    Your time is now, your inside’s out, honey, how you grew
    And if we stick together, who knows what we’ll do?
    It was always the plan to put the world in your hand

    Break
    (*Laughing hysterically*)

    Chorus
    Could I interest you in everything all of the time?
    A bit of everything all of the time

    Apathy’s a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
    Anything and everything all of the time
    Could I interest you in everything all of the time?
    A little bit of everything all of the time

    Apathy’s a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
    Anything and everything and anything and everything
    And anything and everything and
    All of the time

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